Could I Just Use Diesel?

A friend of mine recently told me that I should sit down and think of myself in psychological terms, maybe kind of look at things from a clinical standpoint. Pretty sure this means he thinks I'm not quite "right," but whatever. I respect his opinion, so I contemplated. There I was at a gas station, pondering, when I saw the signs. And now I can accurately understand my feelings.

Sometimes I'm feeling

On those days when maybe I haven't prayed in a couple of days, I feel

Then there are those really unfortunate times when life is spinning all around me that I feel

I think these definitions can pretty much be applied to anyone, so please feel free to use these terms as benchmarks for where you are in life. And when you do, thank your illiterate culture who made this psychological breakthrough possible.