I got SMASHED!

This lady backed into my parked car this weekend with her ginormous Escalade. It is at the body shop right now. I hope they can fix it.
In other news, Sara gave me this book, "Passion and Purity," written by a missionary lady who is far more disciplined than I am, and at first, I thought, well, I hope God doesn't expect me to be as careful and spiritual as her, because if He does, I won't find a man for another 2,423,888 years. So when I'm in heaven, basically. But I started thinking about it, and I think I'll be able to pull some really groovy concepts out of it. Like maybe I won't start seeing my unborn children in the eyes of, oh, strangers I pass on the street. I'll reveal any revelations I may have. Maybe someone else could benefit from them, too. You just never can tell.
You know, no one ever thinks about what stick people go through - you know, the stick figure warning guys. If you even give a care, have you a heart AT ALL, go to this link. And forward it to 10 people or you will have bad luck.


5 Comments:
Wow! That's what I call a fender bender.
I'm commenting! I'm commenting! Yay!
Jada, please... Forgive her. I know that my wife is so weird but is the only one I have. Don't be worry about her comments. Thanks.
I forgive her. And I forgive you for not being able to say, "Instead of fries, can I have a salad?" You guys rock.
Is that really your car? Holy cra.., I mean, wow. It isn't seriously at a body shop, is it?
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