Short Story

There was a time in Ireland, not so long ago, when midgets roamed the lands, setting up camp outside of small towns. The townspeople thrived on the nomadic dwarf industry in those days, manufacturing goods particularly suited to the midget consumer.

In fact, it was extremely difficult for these towns' "normal" sized people to function comfortably, as local goods and venues were too small.

One cool, rainy day in March, the O'Dometer little people crowded into a pub with dirt floors and wooden kegs for walls.

Stuck indoors all day with nothing to do but drink the walls, one lady dwarf got a little "free" and started doing the funky chicken dance. This woman was quite unattractive, and the midgets hated "the chicken." They were SO mad!

You know the rest. The piles of stools. The pole...

Anyway, the lives of the people in that angry mob were cut short because of their brutality, and all the midget bars in Ireland were shut down. But if you're ever in Ireland, ask them about the midgets and their bloody stools. They'll understand.

That Man is CRACKED

This dude. Is. Trippin'. Surrounded by an angry monkey, gossipy dwarfs, an acorn bell, a starfish, and a musical leprechan, he has GOT to feel out of place. I mean, what was he thinking getting mixed up in this crowd? Oh well, at least he's got a guardian angel on his shoulder.

Yes, I'm blogging. Gasp. And it's not for iTaggit this time. Gasp. It's about the deeper things in life.

Like Perrier, which I have developed a deep appreciation of, and not just because I get to pretend to be fluent in French if but just for one second.

What else has changed? I have been eating boiled eggs a lot. What does it mean when the white part comes off with the shell? Does that mean I cooked it too long? This recent batch gives me hiccups. Cooking is so hard.

Besides my recent eating and drinking episodes, I suppose I have been spending a great deal of time wondering about things, much like Thoreau. I'll be sharing more later. Please keep reminding me to post. I love love love posting!