Kid Rock

Used to hate kids. They took attention away from me. But man do I love me some KIDS now! If you're under the age of 14, I'm going to immediately get all Mother Goose on you and act like a big geek.

Here are my 2nd cousins, Zoe and Cole. They are the kids of cousin Casi, and I melt every time I see them.










Zoe on the right. I threatened the 10-year-old boys at the party tonight. They flirt with her, I kick them to the moon.










Here's "4-Tooth Cole." Not afraid to take out enemies with that melon head of his.